Friday, 31 August 2007

World Exclusive - The Furry.

BalthazarB Barthelmess: Hello...
...looking delightful as usual
Fender Todd: Why thank you very much.
Fender Todd: You look a little bit different :) I like it.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Oh you really are too kind, I wasn't born with these devilishly good looks, it takes a lot of time and effort just to make myself presentable.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: For the photo shoot I'm thinking maybe 'Fender chillin' at the beach.'
Fender Todd: That would be fine with me, whatever you think will work for you.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: I know somewhere with rude Italians, (manners that is) but it is a lovely location...
Fender Todd nodnods.
Fender Todd: Oh, I know a beach area without Italians ...
Fender Todd: Um, I think it's still there.
Fender Todd: Would you like to see it?
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Yes please! See what? Oh the beach! Yes.
Fender Todd: Ah, good.
Fender Todd: Maybe I should have worn a bikini :)
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Could be, but I think you look great like this.
Fender Todd smiles.
Fender Todd: All righty :)
BalthazarB Barthelmess: I did my first SL photo session yesterday...
BalthazarB Barthelmess: I'm a little slow...
BalthazarB Barthelmess: it's tricky...
BalthazarB Barthelmess: but I get my shot...
Fender Todd: That's perfectly all right, I more than understand.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Shouldn't take too long.
Fender Todd: I've been through 5 and 6 hour photoshoots for Playfoxx magazine, so I'm used to it.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: ok would you like to pick a pose?
Fender Todd: I think so, I don't see why not.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: won't be too difficult, you just need to be devilishly, seductive... if you could perhaps show a touch more fur?
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Here would make a good contrast to your exquisite fur...
Fender Todd: This might not be exactly the right sort of setting for your pictures. *leads Balthazar away from the beach 'Love-Shack'*
BalthazarB Barthelmess: I think you may well be right!

BalthazarB Barthelmess: OK, I think we got some pretty good shots. If you are ready we could get the interview underway?

BalthazarB Barthelmess: Fender could you tell me a little about Furries and Nekos'?
Fender Todd: Hmm... well, strictly speaking, Nekos aren't Furries in the traditional sense.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: No, I guessed that.
Fender Todd: Nekos come from Japanese anime, "catgirls" and "catboys."
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Furries?
Fender Todd: I'm a furry... an anthropomorphic animal.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: ok any reason for that? I kind of get the idea that Furries and Nekos are less obsessed with presenting themselves as younger or more beautiful than their SL counterparts? (did that make sense?)
Do you think my therapist could find something to get her teeth into here?
Fender Todd: Mmm, I'm not a neko so I wouldn't want to speak for them... most of the nekos that I know do seem more interested in being a "neko" than in trying to be the SL equivalent of their RL selves.
Fender Todd: If that makes any sense to you.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: It does indeed.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Can you tell me a little about Furries? What do you see as being the advantage of Furry over human? Other than you are all very cute.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Nice top bye the way
Fender Todd: Well, the one "advantage" of being a furry over being a human is that there is no reason to adhere to a human value system or human morals.
Fender Todd: And thank you :)
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Good answer.
Fender Todd: It's really no different for furries than for humans :)
BalthazarB Barthelmess: ok
Fender Todd: Can you guess why?
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Nope, can you tell me?
Fender Todd: Because furries are actually humans! But don't tell anyone I said so ;)
BalthazarB Barthelmess: ok our secret!
BalthazarB Barthelmess: What's the most fun a cute Furry can have in SL? I realise this is subjective.
Fender Todd: Welllllll..... really well-done cybersex (or whatever term you like to use for it) is probably right near or at the top of the list ....
Fender Todd: I know a lot of furries who really enjoy non-sexual roleplay as well.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: ok..
BalthazarB Barthelmess: when you say rp you mean like setting up home...or stuff like games-playing?
Fender Todd: Yes, to both... most of the things associated with human roleplay, using "roleplay" in the generic sense.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: ok, cool.
Fender Todd: A lot of furries like to put a "furry" slant on it but it amounts to the same thing.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: These questions aren't too dumb?
Fender Todd: Not to me.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Good!
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Your SL philosophy?
Fender Todd: My SL philosophy ... I suppose it's to enjoy the freedom of a virtual world and not to take it too seriously and risk hurting someone.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: That's good and nice to hear.
Fender Todd: I try to enable others to enjoy their second lives as much as I can.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: I don't know if you have seen the blog but at the moment it seems a little dark and maybe mean
BalthazarB Barthelmess: I guess what I want to do is use irony and to show that things are not good and bad; that Balthy has more about him than pure wickedness. *smiles a slightly wicked smile*
Fender Todd: Oh I'm sure.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: I hate to let real life interfere with SL but a RL girlfriend thinks that women are dictated to by fashion and whims that are mostly male, she was specifically referring to women being smooth where they were created furry in Gods' vision - is this an issue for furry couples?
Fender Todd: Furry couples--successful ones--don't try to use being furry as an excuse for behaving in a way that would offend or hurt their partners. At the end of the day they are still human beings with all the baggage that being human carries.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: So a bit of fur isn't, or shouldn't be a problem?
Fender Todd: My personal take on it is that being a furry is a hobby. There are people who consider it a lifestyle, and I wouldn't presume to tell them they are wrong, but there just aren't that many furries who take it so seriously.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Being a furry in SL must have it's advantages over furry in RL, i.e. a Fenac Fox can hit the beach and not worry about being overdressed or over-heating, and maybe you don't get so many funny looks when out shopping. Can you think of any disadvantages of being furry in SL or any other advantages.
Fender Todd: The biggest disadvantage of being a furry in SL is that a lot of people don't like furries. They have preconceptions about us that are usually incorrect, but which cause ill-will.
Fender Todd: On the other paw, there are also a lot of people who think furries are very cute and who really enjoy seeing them. When all you see in real life is other humans, seeing a furry in SL is something new and different.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: I'm vegan; one of my devilishly ironic qualities! Furry Curry - Just Say No!
I like the idea of furry creatures being empowered, be it RL or SL it seems a whole lot easier here in SL; I have been considering for some time now the setting-up and arming of a Furry Militia.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Getting back to empowerment,
I kind of like the idea of furries giving it to humans am I just weird? lmao
Fender Todd: Well... there's no way actually to be a true furry in real life. Most furries can just barely manage it in SL, as well. No one is equipped to understand how a real animal "sees" the real world, we can only guess.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: 'tis true.
Fender Todd: As far as furries and humans being together--if you're weird, then there are an awful lot of people who share your weirdness.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: do furries and norms get it on together with regard to relationships or cyber?
Fender Todd: Oh, absolutely, all the time.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Cool!
BalthazarB Barthelmess: SL becomes more interesting and fun to me by the moment.
Fender Todd laughs softly.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Balthy trembles ever so slightly
Fender Todd arches an eyebrow.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Sorry!
BalthazarB Barthelmess: What peeves you most about SL?
Fender Todd: You mean besides technical issues?
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Yup! *rolls around on the floor lmao*
Fender Todd: Hmmmmm....
Fender Todd: I would have to say, the people who have little or no concept of etiquette or good manners. I don't mean just griefers, either.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: I guess that's the same as RL?
BalthazarB Barthelmess: I was saying to someone recently; if you are an asshole in RL it's unlikely that you are cool in SL...
...if on the other hand you are ok with yourself out there then I guess you would be here too?
BalthazarB Barthelmess: unless you want to be an ass in here..
Fender Todd: My experience has been that any sort of virtual world is an uncertain measure of the "real" person.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: you want to go a little further with that it's a good point?
Fender Todd: I've met literally hundreds of people in real life that I had previously met online, especially furries at conventions. What I discovered was that people who were sweet and lovely online could be most unpleasant in person. I also found that many people who were total jerks online were really the kindest of individuals in real life.
Fender Todd: That's not to say that it applies to every single person, but that there -is- that element of uncertainty.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Wow! that completely blows my concept outta the water.
Fender Todd: Mind you, that's just my personal experience.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Experience is everything.
Fender Todd: Are you familiar with FurryMUCK?
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Nope.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Do tell..
Fender Todd: FurryMUCK (FM) is a text-based roleplaying world, Second Life without graphics. It's been around for many years.
Fender Todd: I played on FM for over 12 years as the same character--Fender. While roleplaying I met and fell-in with a character who was widely-regarded as vicious, rude, and insensitive.
Fender Todd: Our characters became roleplaying mates :) The comments that elicited were to be treasured--no one could understand why I would ever get together with someone like that.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: That is so cool thank you for sharing.
Fender Todd: It's important to distinguish between roleplaying and the real "you," though.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Of course.
Fender Todd: That was what I was going to say about the character on FM that I roleplayed with--he was incredibly nasty online, -as a character-, and one of the nicest people you could ever hope to meet in real life.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: I try not to be an evil bastid in RL but in SL I'm Old Nick; what can I do? I don't have 13 gorgeous disciples in RL either!
Fender Todd: The difficulty arises when people forget to separate the pretend from the real.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: I write.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: I find that helps.
Fender Todd: Helps to do what?
BalthazarB Barthelmess: To separate real from fantasy.
Fender Todd: You see, there is something called a "personal furry."
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Tell me about personal furry.
Fender Todd: A personal furry is a furry character that accurately reflects the real person playing the character, as opposed to a character that is very unlike the real person.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: ok
BalthazarB Barthelmess: and you?
Fender Todd: "Fender" is a personal furry--I have been told by many people that Fender and his player are almost identical in personality, which I try to take in a positive way :)
BalthazarB Barthelmess: can I maybe throw some random stuff at you?
Fender Todd: Go right ahead :)
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Fave books? George Orwell, Animal Farm?
Fender Todd: Actually I do like that book :)
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Music? Super Furry Animals?
Fender Todd: No.. I'm a classical music lover :)
Fender Todd: My favorite book of all time is "Dreadnought."
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Author?
Fender Todd: Robert K Massie.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Thank you.
Fender Todd: A wonderful writer.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: I will most definitely check it out
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Fave hangouts in SL?
Fender Todd: I have a few favorite hangouts in SL depending on my mood :)
BalthazarB Barthelmess: ok
BalthazarB Barthelmess: if you would like to suggest a couple I am linking in the blog.
Fender Todd: Well, my hangouts are dependent on the people, more than the theme, so take them with a grain of salt :)
BalthazarB Barthelmess: ok, if you come up with anything that is worthy to you or deserving RL or SL gimme a shout, I will always try to link.
Fender Todd: I don't really have a favorite band--I like The Moody Blues and the New York Philharmonic :)
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Well Todd, I would like to finish by saying it's been an absolute pleasure talking with you. Take very good care and speak soon.
Fender Todd: Take care!
BalthazarB Barthelmess: oh.. and be good..if you can't be good be furry!
Fender Todd: Oh, always! :)
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Bye! =)
Fender Todd: Bye bye!

Wednesday, 29 August 2007

The Good, The Mad And The Furry.

BalthazarB Barthelmess: *Dials up Fender* Brrr Brrr...Brrr...
Fender Todd: Hello?
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Hi Fender, it's Balthazar.
Fender Todd: Hello, dear, and how are you?
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Chilled..
BalthazarB Barthelmess: just finished meditating..
BalthazarB Barthelmess: and you?
Fender Todd: Oh, catching-up on various things... trying to stay cool hee hee.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: The fur probably doesn't help, tho' for a furry you seem pretty cool to me.
Fender Todd: Well I'm not shaving it off!
BalthazarB Barthelmess: No I think a Brazilian would look a little funny on a furry, a bit like a reverse mohawk!
Fender Todd chuckles.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Balthy chuckles with fender.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Oh it is good to chuckle.
Fender Todd: "A chuckle a day keeps the undertaker away."
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Most true.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: I've been laughing my nuts off for the last two millenia, hasn't done me any harm!

Fender Todd: Um...Balthy dear? It's always lovely to chat but is there a point to this call? I am a very busy fox after all.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: A point? is..was...oh yes! Did you get the photo I took the other evening?
Fender Todd: Is this some sort of shake-down Balthy?
BalthazarB Barthelmess: No! No! I wouldn't dream of it. I think for a quick snap it does you justice...more justice than you would get if you came before me in court!
Fender Todd: You are starting to lose me, dear. I can't follow your 90 degree turns anymore :)
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Sorry, it happens.
Fender Todd: I'm not complaining, I'm just letting you know.
Fender Todd: hee hee hee.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Perhaps it's the difference between species?
BalthazarB Barthelmess: It wouldn't matter if you were complaining; it's incurable!
BalthazarB Barthelmess: I've been diagnosed random...
BalthazarB Barthelmess: here and there...
Fender Todd: Hither and thither?
BalthazarB Barthelmess: So! What did you have for breakfast today?
Fender Todd: Balthy dear! You know I don't eat breakfast, except for a cup of coffee.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Ahem..quite right. You know I got some of The Thirteen Disciples started on a Kool-aid and Yoghurt diet? The irony is I don't even eat the stuff but I do love my cherry Kool-Aid
[*Kerr-ching! advertising royalties come rolling in*
BalthazarB would like to mention a quick word or fifteen about one of our sponsors: Alpro really rockin non-dairy desserts and yoghurts for those discerning vegans out there!]
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Anyways I'll cut to the bus-stop; the real reason I am calling is to ask when you are good to do the interview and pics for the blog?
I think the group 'The Thirteen Disciples' numbers around 11 or 12 at the moment so I am going to start profiling you all. First off I would like to do a feature called 'The Good, The Mad And The Furry'. I also recruited some chap out of the Spanish inquisition today so feeling quite pleased with myself. Today any good for you?
Fender Todd: Um, if you would like to, sure, hon. Let me see..the pool-boy's almost done, then I have a pedicure at 3-30. How about 5-00?
BalthazarB Barthelmess: 5-00 is furfect, I'll send a limo over to pick you up?
Fender Todd: Yes, let me get dressed nicely for you and I will be see you at 5-00.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: That's great, thank you..not too nicely I have to concentrate!
Fender Todd laughs softly. Well, then, any particular style you'd prefer, hon?
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Your style is good
Fender Todd: Ok see you later then.
BalthazarB Barthelmess: Ok, bis balt!
Hangs-up and thinks to himself: This media lark is a doddle!

Tuesday, 28 August 2007

Mixed Metaphor And Other Messed-up-ness.

Hello my little ones. I pray that all is good with you.
Time for work! I have decided that for the next few posts I will try to utilise at least one mixed metaphor or confused quotation. I have some examples for you so that you may get an idea of what it is that I am looking for. So, without further ado I give you 'Mixed Metaphors'
Veni vidi vino or in vino vici, something like that only maybe a little more sophisticated (except veni vidi are verbs in the first person perfect tense
and vino isn't).
Stupid is fine too, in fact stupid is good.
Double mixed metaphors. A bird in the hand isn't worth a poke in the eye with a blunt stick whilst beating on a dead horse; which reminds me... I used to be into bestiality and necrophillia but I gave it was too much like flogging a dead horse! Arf arf! (the old 'uns are best, albeit decomposed).
You can't break all your chickens without making an omelette in a basket. Or, don't bust your eggs doing chicken in a basket, large fries on the side.
Too many careless cooks cost lives.
Loose lips spoil the broth.
You can't keep a good man from going down on the ship.
Do not ask what your mom may cook for your dinner tonight rather what could you could do for mom's dinner.
When all is said and dusted.
If the shoe were on the other hand.
If the cap fits there'll be no flies on you.
Here today, there the day after too.
Mutton dressed as a ten buck hooker.
Hail Mary full of grapes.
In the name of the father the son and the holy teenage mutant ninja turtles.
God is great! could become; God is fairly cool!
Cooking up a slight squall.
Cooking up a can of worms.
That's let the cat out of the bin/doghouse.
Out of the frying pan and into the dog-house.
The devil makes work for naughty hands.
and my current favorite; More fuck for your Buck no..that can't be right? More Buck for your fuck.
So as you may have noticed I am struggling a little on the creative front - If each of you my pretty ones could provide me with oh..say half-a-dozen mixed metaphors (or something similar) in the absence of any real scandal and sordid stuff from amongst us I guess it may help. Also any assistance with story line or plot on the blog would be also much appreciated I seem to have lost it. The plot that is.
As well as being chosen for your grace, beauty, wit and charm you are here to muse too; so go ahead..muse me! Special favours to those that excel. Can't say unfairer than that!
Love, peace and disorder.
Yours Balthazar B

Monday, 27 August 2007

I Could Have Danced All Night...

I like to dance I find it frees my mind, allows my soul to wander and ponder.
It is also about as close as I come to adultery.
I'll quite often be found laying a rug down at Sphynx, it's one of my fave places to throw some moves; cool jazz, good company and wicked cocktails all in place that oozes charm and decadence
*receives a brown envelope stuffed with used 10's and 20's*

I find when I am dancing with some delightful creature fleet of hoof and lithe of limb it is then that some of my finest thoughts occur.
It was on one such occasion that led to the creation of The Thirteen Disciples.
We found each other one by one. A smoldering mass of the most magical pixels to have been created in second Life
Their number was logical, we could hardly be twelve that had been done, eleven would be lesser and The Fourteen Disciples just doesn't have the same pizazz.
So! Thirteen it was then, and a more alluring thirteen you could never wish or hope to find; but you won't need to will you? Because they walk and dance amongst you and it is they that will surely find you..
...sooner or later.

Friday, 24 August 2007

Dival Sassoon And A Quick Blood-Bath

So in keeping with all things evil-devil Krimson took me shop-lifting.
We got me some mean lookin' twisted threads. I got formal and abnormal lots of latex but no leather; I am a beast you see and would rather eat human flesh than have anything to do with beast products; the horned one is vegan and better for it.
I had always admired the Gor ones hair; she has such beautiful blood-red-tresses to match whatever her state of undress. I had to get me some of those.
With that in mind Krim called up her good friend and world renowned hair stylist Dival Sassoon in two shakes of a lambs tail he knew exactly what I needed and brought me the head of Kurt Cobain (a man who's life and style I had much admired) we took his hair and I think it looks pretty damned good, even if I say so myself and I do!
Just time for a quick (blood) bath and then it's off dancin'
(to my tune of course).

The Weird Revolution Starts Here!

If you are not with us then you are against us!

On behalf of Dr. Timothy Leary; in association with the legions of illuminated social rejects; and as an influential administrator and creator of musical chaos in these so called “United States” I stand as a messenger of strangeness this evening in order to impress upon or at least to instruct the honorable musicians as to the methods and motives of the truly bizarre reality—The Weird Revolution.
Thomas Jefferson, co-founder and president of this morally corrupt nation said “If God is truly just I tremble for the fate of my country”.
Secondly, there are some dynamics at play which I must familiarize you with.
The so-called weirdos in this country stand as completely freaked out by the normal man as the normal man is completely freaked out by the weird masses reaction to him.
Which came first—you may ask—chicken or egg; you may ask. Well, the chicken of course; and it’s time to break this weird-ass chain.
The weird masses don’t want to be normalized.
Weirdos want to be abnormal.
The freaks can’t be formally normalized nor can we normally formalized.
What we want is complete weirdification.
Basically, we don’t want weirdness from the normal man.
We don’t want to be freaked out by the normal man.
We want to out-freak the normal man.
The normal man entices and prostitutes and performs surgery on our weird women.
Yes, even your brother could be a victim of his plastic fantasies.
And if you weird out his daughter he’ll blast your ass.
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.
Are you freaking with me?
What is good for the goose is good for the gander.
So you can pluck out his feathers and smile because you are defending our weird women from the freaky-ass thoughts of the bug-eyed, bow-legged normal man.

That Smarts A Little!

Technology won't save us! It sucks!
I just got back from the hospital; when I snapped my fingers in the previous post I meant like 'click' not literally 'snap'.
Typing posts is now slightly trickier as my thumbs and fingers are in splints.
No pain - No gain, that's what I say anyway.

Look Into My Eyes...

...not around the eyes but into the eyes...
..3-2-1 you are now under. When you come around you will remember being in this blog and will have found it stimulating, fascinating and sexy
beyond belief. You will tell your friends about it and come back over and over again; together we will rule Second Life.
3-2-1 *snaps fingers* you are awake and feeling fully refreshed.
Go forth and spread the word..the word is bad and bad is good.

Suited And Not Booted, Skinned And Less Thin

This is the first opportunity I had to take the weight off.
I'm in the library at the castle in Wales, Sinners Paradise
Now I don't really approve of books 'cos books means learning and learning means empowerment.
In my perfect world you'd all be illiterate and my work would be a lot easier; the irony of that tho' is that you'd not be reading this, I guess there are times when even a fallen angel needs to compromise.
Did you spot my new skin?
I'm quite taken with it and it fits like a glove..
Time to get suited!

The Glorious Krimson Gor

I explained to Krimson that I had come to Second Life to continue my work from Real Life. I had left Real Life in pretty good shape or bad depending on your perspective. I had been there working almost single-handed for over 2000 years; of course I had help, even I alone could not have achieved the chaos and levels of disorder that you may presently find on planet earth.
The devil does indeed make work for idle hands and boy did we have some idle slackers to work with!
We placed people in positions of power, we played with politics, did deals. It didn't matter that we set government against government, nation against nation, people against people. Hell yeah, Satan Industries franchised so much stuff it was hard to keep track. We even set-up business to compete against each other. One of my earliest successes was my foray into the carbonated soft drinks industry: "Take the piss-poor test" or how about? "Cocaine Cola - it's the real sting!"
Who cares what your kids choose? Their teeth fall out either way.
We even got Satan Claws dressed up in the red and white; quite a marketing coup! Anyways I digress, I was the newb on the block and was going to need help in adapting to my new environment and Krimmy was like a gift from heaven so to speak with the added bonus being the unwrapping of that gorgeous package.

Thursday, 23 August 2007

We All Need Guidance From Time To Time

Be it spiritual or geographical, whether it's people or precision-munitions;
we all need guidance from time to time.
With that in mind and with much work to be done I set about exploring this new world. my first port of call was Hangeul,
a sort of a deviant place and I suppose my first real home in Second Life.
You know you don't need to be a sexual miscreant to live in SL but it sure helps! Getting back to the subject, it was here that I found my guiding spirit and fellow fallen angel the inimitable and saucy Krimson Gore.
She was stood there in all her Gorey (sic), we talked and at that moment realised I had been delivered into to temptation, I had arrived.

I Wasn't A Beautiful Baby...

..but my birth was relatively easy.
No parents around to stress, no messy or painful labour.
I became aware from a very early age that I was created in the image of Linden and as such didn't feel completely at ease in my own skin
so I set about recreating myself in a form that would be recognisable to most. I have nothing to hide and whole-heartedly agree with the idiom:
"Better the Devil You know.."
With that in mind I set about finding myself a skin that I, if not others would be comfortable in.

Wednesday, 22 August 2007

Her Satanic Majesty

Linger Ficken Good!

Finger Lickin´ Good
Finger Lickin´ Good
Finger Lickin´ and not fried
Finger Licking Good
This is porno for your mind, porno for your crotch
It's family entertainment!
This is actually true stuff folks
We couldn't write anything this crazy
You're all sickos
You're all sickos
Finger Lickin´ Good (x8)
I want the same stuff
Finger Lickin´ Good
Finger Lickin´ Good
Who's your favorite Cock?
Linger Ficken´ Good
Bill-Bill Reiflin
Linger Ficken´ Good
Paul-Paul Barker
Linger Ficken´ Good
Al-Hypo Luxa
Linger Ficken´ Good
Chriss-Chriss Oh me!
Linger Ficken´ Good
Luc Van Acker-Luc Van Acker
Linger Ficken´ Good
Name that Cock!

Revolting Cocks
Yeah,thats who I work for right now.
Now I must be really hard-up to work for some muthafuckas with a
name for a group like that
You know what I'm talkin' bout?
Yeah, yeah, I know Paul, Paul, yeah
You know but see, yeah, ya'll may know him by other names
Hermes, Pan, Ion, You know mmm ton of shit
Sperm bank
I didn't know he had nothing in him
Thought he shot blanks
One man crime wave ah-ha!
Muthafucka should be in jail
Stupid muthafucka
You know what I'm talkin´ about?
Mikey, yeah I know Mikey
Guitar playin' muthafucka
You know, he can't play worth shit as far as I'm concerned
I play better than him
You know and I try to play keyboards
You know
Fuck that guitar playin´ son of a bitch
Can suck my muthafuckin´ dick
Luc? Luc Van Acker?
You know, ya'll might know him by Gumby
You know Gumbelina, Dumbelina
Homo-belina, I don't know what the fuck
Fuck that muthafucka
I can't understand a fuckin word he says
Grandpa Jougenson?
Oh I know Grandpa Jourgenson
Yeah, ya'll might know him by other things
Punk ass muthafucka
Hypo Luxa, alien son of a bitch
Buck Satan; Buck-Buck Satan
Buck is a scary muthafucker
Don't fuck with Buck,
Cuz Buck will fuck you up
Fuck Buck though
Yeah, I know Chris too
You might know him by Scorpio
Fuck scorpio
Pinky I like pinky
Sounds like a little bitch name
Pinky ha ha ha ha
Pink pink pink, pink you stink
I wear pink draws
Stupid muthaf-
Bill Reflin
Yeah I know Bill Reflin
He play drums
Try to play drums
You know, Bill the cat
That´s what you might know him as, Bill the cat
He wears like, you know, nice leather jackets
I'm'a steal one o' them muckafuckin´ jackets from his ass
I'm gonna steal his drums too
I know that muthafucka
He aint shit
[Come from outa the projects]?
No talent ass bastard
Fuck all of 'em
I'm the only muthafucka with them got some gaddamn talent
Fuck Paul, Grandpa, Mikey, Luc, Dwayne, Bill
Kiss my ass

Who's your favorite Cock?
I love those Cocks, they turn me on
Who's your favorite Cock?
The Revco boys can get it on
Who's your favorite Cock?
The Revco Cocks rule the world
Who's your favorite Cock?
Yippi skippy yin yang yow
Who's your favorite Cock?
Al, Buck Satan
Who's your favorite Cock?
Aw Chriss, you're bad
Who's your favorite Cock?
I like it, oh Mikey
Who's your favorite Cock?
Luc Van-Luc Van-Luc-Luc Van Acker
Who's your favorite Cock?
Bill Reflin straight ass muthafuckin´ hoe
Who's your favorite Cock?
Paul Barker, ride pony!
Who's your favorite Cock?
Ride that Cock-do
Who's your favorite Cock?
Mmmm! That feels good
Who's your favorite Cock?
Any Cock I ever met.
Who's your favorite Cock?
Walkin down the street.
Who's your favorite Cock?
I like Cocks, big and small.
Who's your favorite Cock?
Black ones, white ones, cherry-striped ones!
Who's your favorite Cock?
I'm Revco Pussy Girl!
Who's your favorite Cock?
I'll be a Pussy, through and through.
Who's your favorite Cock?
I love the Revco Pussy Girls
Who's your favorite Cock?
Revolting Pussies will hold
Who's your favorite Cock?
Who's your favorite Cock?
Who's your favorite Cock?

It's a Revco world (x14)

This is me just before I was born in Second Life,
in this incarnation I was an Angel but now I'm a fallen angel.
I have many names and many guises like my good friend Zeus.
I recall meeting a pretty decent sorta fella in a desert a long time ago, he asked - no demanded to know my name! I spake to him thus:
"We are Legion and we are many."
the rest is old news, he never did play ball - two legends were born; well when I say 'two' what I really mean is him and us and when I say 'us' I guess I really am referring to the multi-personality and souls that we are.
It's known as multiple personality disorder where you come from, sometimes just plain schizophrenia. I believe it is regarded as some sort of illness.
I am not too sure why; personality is a great quality and I have lots of them. Disorder is a specialty of mine and it has been my business since the beginning of time itself.

Me In All My Beastly Beauty

What to say?
I'm in SL for fun but also looking at some commercial interests.
I'm looking to meet a few good people and hope to make some new friends and possibly collaborate with others.
I have travelled extensively and my journeys are not yet finished. Born in Europe currently residing in London UK. I really enjoy to communicate with people from other places and cultures. I have no time for right-wingers, neo-cons, nazis or fascists; the same goes for homophobes, racists and any other sort of fuck-ups of whom the above listed I regard (I might also say, this list is not exhaustive and I will add to it if necessary).
Mail me at:
If you like,
but be aware that I am Buck,
Buck Satan; don't fuck with Buck cos Buck will fuck you up!
If you come in peace then we'll all get along fine; if you don't then I can assure you that you'll leave in pieces. Don't spam or piss me off, if you do, then you need to be good or at least better at it than me. There's also no more space for bodies in the basement.
digital media (that's my thing), stealing digital stuff, people, languages, anything off-beat, shamanism, veganism and kicking against the pricks.
Oh... I like to talk and write too.
I believe I am a good soul and can be a good friend but a terrible enemy.
I am friendly and I don't bite unless upon request; I will try to friendly-up this piece at some point in the not-too-distant future.
Have a great life!
Spiritual leader and CEO Satan Industries
aka BalthazarB The Beastly One.